I was a Doctor - till they cut off my heart and balls

Welcome to the year of the Oxe - 2009 - Bully for me? 'Yes!' Bully for you? "Well let me look at you closer... get closer to your screen.. oooh - Yes!"

You're asking yourself - 'what did Miss Orla do for New Year?'

(Once a Psychic - always a Psychic - ha ha!)

You're asking yourself - 'Was her New Year as good as mine?'

You're asking yourself - 'Is it too late to buy dollars cheaply?'

For all those answers and more... keeeeeeep reading!

New Year 2009

Wow what a night - what dancing - what revelations???

Infront of 17,000 party goers in Ibiza I sung the following trippy skank fiver song lament - bellowed straight from the bowels of Naraka:

I was once a Doctor
Treating the sick and the lame

I was once a DoctorAlas...
never again

I saved a life lesser than human
NO Human Dr can

I save a life of a Zebra
this is how

my pain
began

My husband was dozing beside me
Driving our beautiful Sedan
I changed the radio? Was I lighting a fag?
This is how,
my pain
began.

Hitting a Longleat Zebra
To lazy to run from the horn
To dim to fear metallic roar
travelling faster than a Lion's Yawn

The thwump did wake my hubby
The thwump did dent my car
Zebra limping away
Won't get long away
from bruising my Sedan Car

I sped on foot to the Zebra,
He ran limply away
Back in the car I followed
Won't escape medical prey

Shouting 'Hold the Wheel' hubby
we drove alongside beast
Shouting 'Hold the Wheel' hubby
My own safety in Sedan did cease

Around the neck I did grab
pulling the Zebra to the ground
Rugby as a young girl good training
Forcing my quarry down down

Lame leg trussed with scarf and belt. I slung him
His panting chest.
No fear of mine
Hubby and I lifted him dirtly
Onto front of car - with twine.

Driving to the Exit
(Sign said - don't turn round)
We unloaded our cargo gently
Both hubby and I did not frown

As the smell of the wild excites us
and seeing knowone around
We consumated our effections
txting Longleat - once come down

Unbeknownst to my hubby and I
CCTV within Longleat is key
With head shots, tyre prints, number plate,
HTV showed we could not...
escape

I was once a Doctor
Treating the sick and the lame
I was once a DoctorAlas...
never again

I saved a life lesser than human
NO Human Dr can

I save a life of a Zebra
this is how
my pain
began