America Loved Me - No longer a one way affair

So - the Americans have taste.

First Barack and now Miss Orla.

I came and conqured that country. As Paul Revere rightly said 'The British are coming, The British are coming' - yes - came and conqured.

'Violins play softly'

*nod head to beat and click fingers*

Perhaps this little lady Brit didn't get her hands on all their real estate - but if you could measure hearts and minds...I'd say Miss Orla bagged herself a multi-verse of hearts and minds....

...a multi-verse which if you built on...

...buiiiiiltttt ONNNNNNN....

...is bigger than America....

...yeah?....

..Yeah...

...and my multiverse got no recession....

...my multiverse is full of naked men..... that talk like women.... and cook like McDonalds... but don't have calories..... the food that is... I don't want no skinny man..... just naked men.... plural... and multiples... everything must multiple.... apart from me... I don't want to multiply... well not in my kingdom of naked men.... Miss Orla babies crying and embarrassing... no.. I got nude men to wash.. clean down and up... conquered...

ATTENTION - that last extract was from a Miss Orla Jazz RANT. Can be heard on Virgin Records USA JAZZ