Credit Crunch - My £rse!

I'm richer than normal - in every sense - including my hair.

Just finished reading Dr Dot's self-help book; "I'm Great, What's Your Problem??" and it rang so many bells.

It all began last night at the Ritz Carlton, where I performed for a small private group in the Louis XIV suite.

After being forced out of a Reggae Chanter by King Solomon - just as Solomon was recanting what Porac Burat (Host's 'Lover') should do with a baby to determine paternal ownership.... yes Solomon was slightly contradictory on what he had suggested 'back-in-the-day'...

Jennifer Jeezer shook my shoulders and screamed... "But the Banks will only secure £50,000 and i'm a millionairess... with expenses... Where should I put my money? What should I do? WHAT SAYETH THE SPIRITS?”

Well I couldn't feel sympathy... she smelt of Gin and obviously enjoys the pleasure of loose morals.

So I took a deep thought, pressed my temple and 'Huka'ed' her. Māori Moment. Straight from Ranji.

Translated into Pidgeon English she was informed that Credit Crunch 'Don Fect' soul, but ‘Now Soul is Red For Cept Mor' (basically invest more in enriching your life/soul with Knowledge and Wisdom)

The upshot was - She gave me 10,000 shares in Microsoft and a 5 year contract with 6 figures to give her a monthly sing-a-long-a-longally session.

Everyone's a winner.